One day, a drunk guy walked into a bar.
And he told the bartender
"Buuuuy eveeerryonnee in the bar a drinkkkk. Including yourselffff. And theeen ggivvve me the billl."
he said in his drunk voice.
The bartender did as he was told and poured evryone a drink.
Including himself.
And then gave him the bill
$500.
The drunk guy said " I haaavee nooo moneyyyy"
The bartender was very angry slapped his face and threw him out of the club.
The next day,
The same drunk guy came again and said.
"Buuuuy eveeerryonnee in the bar a drinkkkk. Including yourselffff. And theeen ggivvve me the billl."
he said in his drunk voice again.
The bartender thought to himself
"This guy can't be so stupid to play the same trick again."
So he poured everyone inthe club a drink including himself.
And he gave him the bill.
$600.
The drunk guy then said
"I have no moneyyyy"
The bartender got very angry,
bashed him up and threw him out of the club.
The verynext day.
The SAME guy came again.
And said
"Buy everyonnnne innn the barrr a drinkk. And then give me the billl."
The bartender mocked at him and said
"Why??? This time you didnt request to pour one for me?"
The drunk guy then said
" YOU?????!!!! YOU TURNED VIOLENT WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK!"

LOL! i need this joke to cheer me up
;D