There was a psychiatrist having therapy session with 3 mothers and their little kids.
She said "I can tell your obsession from the name of your child."
She went to the first mother and said,
"Your obsession is food. That is why your child is name Candy."
She then went to the second mother and told her,
"Your obsession is alcohol. Its no wonder why your child's name is Brandy"
When the psychiatrist finish the sentence and was about to proceed to the last mother,
the mother whispered to her child and said,
"Quick Dick! Lets go!"

Hahahahahhas!
Heard it on Muttons yesterday.
Dirty~
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18 December!